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Ross Graham

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​Ross Graham comes for a great line of great Grahams, from his Great Grandfather Graham we can trace his line back to his Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandfather Mac Graham of Grand clan Mac Graham of Gordon. Grand clan Mac Graham of Gordon were known for holding grudges with many of the neighbouring clans, most notably with Great clan Mc Grahame of Gorebridge. The great grievances that the Grand clan Mac Graham had with the Grand clan Mc Grahame were only settled when Graham Mac Graham wed Georgia Mc Grahame at Gretna Green.

Many years passed before the Ross Graham we know and love was born and to date his most notable achievement is “Fire Ball” his flaming hamster catapult, he is currently in discussions with Hasbro for a Christmas release date.

Oliver Payn

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Born in 1761 to a largely amphibian wolf colony, Oliver Payn gained his name when his mother described giving birth. After 4 years of living as "Shitty Relief Wide Front Bottom" it was changed to the much less official sounding name he has now. Acting from the age of 212 minutes, due to having to pretend like he liked his family and surroundings, it turned into a hobby and then a passion for the young boy. He appeared in countless productions on The Globe's second stage from the mid 90’s onwards, appearing in renowned productions such as "The Big Boy", "Captain Marmadukes Pig Town Muck Up", "Stag Handlers" & "Dog the Bounty Hunter; The Musical 2: This Time It's Flapjackie Kennedy". Oliver is a founder Damp Knight and hasn't been able to leave due to continued applause and the fact the others have cemented his feet to Mark. When asked in a recent interview with Tumbling Pebbles magazine who his favourite Damp Knight was, he mouthed "GET ME OUT OF HERE" before laughing out the words "Wednesday, of course". Oliver is a fan favourite due to him overcoming problems with his webbed feet.

David Simpson

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David Simpson lived on a farm with his uncle Owen and always dreamed of joining the rebellion. All of his friends were but he was stuck working on the farm. One of the droids he had just bought had gone AWOL and while he was away the empire killed his uncle and aunt. With the help of a weird man with a glowing sword he vowed to find a woman who needed help. The one that was in a recording in the droids memory. They had an epic adventure and although there were ups and downs and the loss of a hand and finding out his real father was the bad guy all along he ended up with a smile on his face. He wanted to bring joy to a world that had been torn apart by war and anguish. He moved to Berwick upon tweed and help build and improv comedy group called The Damp Knights and through this would begin a journey of self discovery and adventure. He hopes damp knight brings you joy!

Neil Watson

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In the North of England born and raised On the playground was where Neil spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Newcastle." He whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Improv Comedy" and it had dice in the mirror If anything he could say that this cab was rare But he thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Berwick" He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the cabbie, "Dirty Ditches!" He looked at his kingdom He was finally there To sit on his throne as the Prince of Damp Knight.

Paul Summers (Musician)

Between them, Paul Summers has over 85 years experience as a musician. Born to a family of travelling eel developers, Paul’s early love for music was nurtured with a caring but forceful fin. He excelled at both subaqua modal theory and armpit theatre. After receiving an attendance record from Berwick College when he was 14, he was awarded a full scholarship to the renowned Kung Fu Panda Laotian Buddhist Temple for the Arts, where he again excelled until his crippling discovery of bubble tea caused him to leave before finishing his thesis “Brown note theory and all the pants you’ll need.” Returning home, he joined Cosby, Theo and Gnasher, an ill-conceived Crosby, Stills and Nash/Bill Cosby, and Dennis the Menace double crossover. While it didn’t last one of their hits was optioned by the Renfrewshire Green Party as their campaign anthem, and he gained the skills necessary to become the leader of a small Croatian enclave dedicated to cheese production, and musical wizard of the Damp Knights.

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Slink Jadranko (Camera and Video Editor)

Slink is a mystery wrapped in a Sudoku puzzle, rolled in dread-crumbs and deep fried in all the wrongly-guessed crossword answers of 2011. Born in the year 3982 to the Neo-Jadrankos of New, Newthumberland. Slinks intelligence surpassed even the brightest of the bunch in school and he yearned for a simpler way of life. Using an old Ford B-Max and 10,000 obsolete sim card from the museum, he constructed a time machine, aiming to travel back to the year 2015 when the universally famous Damp Knights performed their first show and started the world peace revolution. Unfortunately, in a moment of overconfidence he forgot to carry the 3 and missed by a few decades forcing him to bide his time until the Knights were formed. He spent his time building, filming and writing down names and now the Damp Knights are formed he can guide them towards their fated glory.

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